Part time plus sized model, part time lover, 100% refinement. Likes include sparkly poofs, FOOD, water bowls, my S shaped scratcher, sleeping, my pilly, birds, the hours between 2 am and 6 am, FOOD, boxes (standing in them, sitting in them, hiding under them), getting jiggy with it, being round, Mozart, Hitchcock, smooth cognac, FOOD, and gentleman's time.

 

Hot sauce, lottery tix, wine, and a bow tie. Merry Christmas from Lucas Cat, esq.

Hot sauce, lottery tix, wine, and a bow tie. Merry Christmas from Lucas Cat, esq.

This ball will not pass, I will personally see that it doesn’t.

This ball will not pass, I will personally see that it doesn’t.

Trying to get all my paperwork done by 4 so I can meet up with the guys for happy hour. Boss keeps piling up more work on my desk. 

Trying to get all my paperwork done by 4 so I can meet up with the guys for happy hour. Boss keeps piling up more work on my desk. 

I know that everyone is going on and on about the heat, but I don’t know guys, I kind of have a chill. Maybe I’m coming down with something. I should take some airborne and just rest. A good night in with some movies will do me some good. 

*This cat put himself under that blanket, no human put him there*

I know that everyone is going on and on about the heat, but I don’t know guys, I kind of have a chill. Maybe I’m coming down with something. I should take some airborne and just rest. A good night in with some movies will do me some good. 

*This cat put himself under that blanket, no human put him there*

the progression of a fat cat squeezing into a tote bag. things that i just cannot keep myself from doing.

Dear God,
Thank you for mommy, food, poofs, sleeping, my brother, my aunties, food, poofs, sleeping.
I promise to stop pooping in front of the litter box.
Luke.

Dear God,

Thank you for mommy, food, poofs, sleeping, my brother, my aunties, food, poofs, sleeping.

I promise to stop pooping in front of the litter box.

Luke.